Reasons why it’s good to be single!

I’ve just read a romance on wordpress and I’m now feeling very lonely…but also, very happy. People say they hate being single. Well, I actually love it. I’ve made a list why.

1. You can say other people are cute without feeling bad
2. You don’t have to worry about Valentines presents.
3. You don’t have to share your food
4. You can make choices without considering anyone else
5. You can burp and fart whenever
6. You can have crushes! (which tbh, I hate)
7. You can a have a friend of the opposite gender and there will be no risk of jealously.
8. You don’t have to worry about looks.
9. You don’t have to go through your parents questions