Chatup lines and teachers

Hi,everyone! I haven’t really planned anything for this week so it will just be a random kinda post which always seems to lead somewhere good.

I’m so happy it’s the weekend! This week at school has contained boredom, no gossip whatsoever expect that our science teacher is  now ill again from having another nearly heart attack thing. I know this is going to sound awful but I actually liked our science lessons this week.  The substitutes just left us alone and let us do anything. But of course, I took it like a normal lesson and did alot of revision. *cough*

We had an American substitute who hates us. The class clowns in our class kept laughing at her whenever she speaks until it got to her saying ‘DONT PISS ME OFF!’ and calling one of the boys a midget. In Britian, our teacher don’t really say the word piss often and call the pupils midgets so you can sort of imagine the reaction.

Seeing Jim Chapman

While revising about eyes from a 100 year old textbook, the people on our table starting making chat up lines. I did the best I think but everyone said I was crap at it. I did make up a really good one though!

If you had to be a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber. 

I didn’t get any good reactions.


I love looking up chat up lines. I think they’re really funny and just amusing.


  1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  2. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
  3. Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
  4. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
  5. If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
  6. You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.
  7. Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  8. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  9. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
  10. What’s on the menu? Me-n-U

I’ve got to go but please check out my other posts and like if you’ve enjoyed, follow for more of these posts and comment your favourite chatup line or any questions.

Hideaway Girl xxx

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